Pirates And Chloroquine: Causation, Correlation, And Confusion

I don’t know much. But I have plenty of company.

Pastafarians, as adherents of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster call themselves, put the cause of global warming down to a paucity of pirates.

There are substantially less pirates in the world, you see, compared with yesteryear. And the planet is warmer than it used to be…